Dear Winner,

Dear Winner,
This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of
$750,000.00 (Seven hundred and fifty thousand United State Dollars) and a
brand new BMW 5 Series Car from International programs held today the 12th
of June 2009 in Madrid - Spain .
The selection process was carried out through random selection in our
computerized email selection system(less) from a database of over 250,000
email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world which you was
selected.
The BMW Lottery is approved by the Spanish Gaming Board and also licensed
by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). This
promotional lottery is the 2nd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the
public.
To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our fiduciary
claims department for more information as regards procedures to claim your
prize.
MR. BRAIN JONES
Telephone: +34 -634-004-949
Fax: + 34 – 917- 903-828
Email: tomlineagency@aim.com
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Under listed information's as soon as possible:
1. Name in full.------------------------------
2. Address.-----------------------------------
3. Nationality.-------------------------------
4. Age.---------------------------------------
5. Occupation.--------------------------------
6. Telephone Number.----------------------
7. Present Country.---------------------------
8. Email address. ----------------------------
===============================================================
Please you are to provide him with the above listed details as soon as
possible so he can begin with the processing of your prize winnings.
Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part of
our promotional program: Kindly Reply to this Email: tomlineagency@aim.com
Mr. Cliff Richard
THE DIRECTOR PROMOTIONS
BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT

Dear Winner,

Dear Winner,
This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of
$750,000.00 (Seven hundred and fifty thousand United State Dollars) and a
brand new BMW 5 Series Car from International programs held today the 12th
of June 2009 in Madrid - Spain .
The selection process was carried out through random selection in our
computerized email selection system(less) from a database of over 250,000
email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world which you was
selected.
The BMW Lottery is approved by the Spanish Gaming Board and also licensed
by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). This
promotional lottery is the 2nd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.
To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our fiduciary
claims department for more information as regards procedures to claim your
prize.
MR. BRAIN JONES
Telephone: +34 -634-004-949
Fax: + 34 – 917- 903-828
Email: tomlineagency@aim.com
=================================
Under listed information's as soon as possible:
1. Name in full.--------------------------
2. Address.--------------------------------
3. Nationality.----------------------------
4. Age.--------------------------------------
5. Occupation.----------------------------
6. Telephone Number.-----------------
7. Present Country.----------------------
8. Email address. ------------------------
===============================================================
Please you are to provide him with the above listed details as soon as
possible so he can begin with the processing of your prize winnings.
Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part of
our promotional program: Kindly Reply to this Email: tomlineagency@aim.com
Mr. Cliff Richard
THE DIRECTOR PROMOTIONS
BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT

Beer vs. Water

Wine and Water
To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine..and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of
water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1
kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E.coli) - bacteria ;found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has
to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or
fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore,
it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.

Sears

Sears - ?xa0;Christmas shopping has already started

I know I needed this reminder since Sears isn't always my first choice. Amazing when you think of how long the war has lasted and they haven't withdrawn from their commitment. Could we each buy at least one thing at Sears this year?

How does Sears treat its employees who are called up for military duty? By law, they are required to hold their jobs open and available, but nothing more. Usually, people take a big pay cut and lose benefits as a result of being called up.

Sears is voluntarily paying the difference in salaries and maintaining all benefits, including medical insurance and bonus programs, for all called up reservist employees for up to two years.

I submit that Sears is an exemplary corporate citizen and should be recognized for its contribution. I suggest we all shop at Sears, and be sure to find a manager to tell them why we are there so the company gets the positive reinforcement it well deserves.

Pass it on.

Decided to check this before I sent it forward. So I sent the following e-mail to the Sears Customer Service Department:

I received this e-mail and I would like to know if it is true. If it is, the Internet may have just become one very good source of advertisement for your company. I know I would go out of my way to buy products from Sears instead of another store for a like item, even if it's cheaper at that store.

This is their answer to my e-mail:

Dear Customer:

Thank you for contacting Sears.The information is factual. We appreciate your positive feedback.

Sears regards service to our country as one of greatest sacrifices our young men and women can make. We are happy to do our part to lessen the burden they bear at this time.

Bill Thorn
Sears Customer Care
webcenter@sears.com
1-800-349-4358

Please pass this on to all your friends. Sears needs to be recognized for this outstanding contribution and we need to show them as Americans, we do appreciate what they are doing for our military!!!

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