Beer vs. Water

Wine and Water
To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine..and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of
water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1
kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E.coli) - bacteria ;found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has
to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or
fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore,
it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.